Happy New Year! (A Whole Lot of Ifs)

This is the outfit I would want to wear tonight IF:

a. IF I was not pregnant a.k.a. IF I was skinny.
b. IF I was actually going somewhere tonight.
c. IF I still went out & did fabulous things w/ friends a.k.a. we all have little kids and don't really do anything anymore.
d. IF I had the money to buy an outfit like this.

That's a whole lot of Ifs!!

What are you doing tonight?